Dismember in December (EP), by Angular Seizure

Dismember in December (EP)

by Angular Seizure

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1.	Inferno of the Misheard Part 1: Head of Clay and Body of Death (demo) 00:55	lyrics	buy track
Give me all the Cheerios All we need is more ladders Obama is a Muslam Where are all the Cheerios? Kick it to the little nigget I don't ever wanna be a little shit it grew a little tit and I kind of want to lick it Fuck to the bees Fuck to the Phe All I need really is my little wee Fuck All I really need is a fucking life Please just kill me and fuck my dead body All I really need is to fuck your pet cat I love jello pudding pops and I hate penis licking Jone's dick (penis)
2.	Fuckbreath (demo) 00:35	lyrics	buy track
(I wanna fuck you in the ass) Butt... Fuck... Now that we know that everything is hideous Even though we know you're an idiot Every day we seem to take it in the asshole But underneath this man-vagina We... Need... Happy days are here again Go butt fuck a fucking squirrel 'Least I'd give a shit 'bout that Please don't touch my penis (You guys are assholes)
3.	Sphincter Asphyxiation (demo) 01:27	lyrics	buy track
BREAK Spit into my eye This will be the last you make Turn around again I will murder you and me Sphincter asphyxiation Sphincter annihilation Don't turn this rape into a murder Don't turn this rape into a murder (Honey, I'm home!) (Why don't you... Get on the bed?) SPHINCTER x12
4.	The Diminishing of Our Voice (demo) 01:03	lyrics	buy track
I CAN'T SEE MY OWN VANITY (Do I sound good yet?) Follow the herd off the cliff All we really are are sheep Follow your dream Not theirs WE CAN'T SEE OUR INSANITY FUCK You don't even know You are fucking up our voice GENERIC This one's about how you fuck up our voice! Coming to town I see faggots as I pass Oh my! And I can't help but notice, but they all look the same (God dammit...) (Seriously, what the fuck is this shit?!) YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR OWN VANITY (fuck)
5.	Shatman Theme Song (demo) 00:40	lyrics	buy track
Shatman x69
6.	Autumnal Abortion I. - Consensual Rape Impregnation (demo) 02:07	lyrics	buy track
Life: A chilling breeze of death Smell the fucking breath Suffering from the asphyxiation And the voice of humiliation Her: They all say I'm a whore But all I want is more I give you my consent So you and I may be content Him: Oh yes, I will do my best I have a massive erection... But fuck protection This will be the penetration... Defining our generation (What the fuck...) Passion not required, Simply whatever is desired Babe, I thought you knew I don't love you Babe, I though you knew Fuck you Bend the fuck over Her: What's done is done Everyone will shun Remember December Life: Take this innocent life To better your own life It's only chance at life Autumnal Abortion Take this innocent life To better your own life Remember December The death of the innocent brings forth the death of the killer... The maker has yet to come...

about

Angular Seizure's debut!

I know I make it seem like Angular Seizure is a "we" or "us" but it's just one person who likes to fuck off and have no life.

Angular Seizure is not meant to be taken seriously, it is for comedic reasons that I do this. I just love to make people laugh, even though I humiliate myself by making things like this. There are some deeper meanings to some songs, but I wouldn't read too far into it, unless you're into that type of thing. I just mainly try to be unnecessarily brutal or technical just because it's funny. Yes, the instruments are programmed, that would be why they sound like shit. Yes, I do intend to record this with real instruments one day, that is why they all say "(demo)" after every track, and finally, yes that is my voice you are hearing on every track.

I realize that to be considered an EP you may be thinking it has to be a very few amount of songs, but I thought since the songs are so short I might as well give you it's worth (which is most likely free).

Written throughout 2013 - 2014.

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released January 1, 2014

Written and produced (very poorly) by: Glen Diez

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Angular Seizure Timișoara, Romania

This whole thing started out with Fuckbreath, which is essentially a big fuck you to my friends who said what I normally write isn't "metal" enough, then I wrote Inferno of the Misheard, which has almost no deeper meaning. I left it alone for a while and then wrote Sphincter Asphyxiation and The Diminishing of Our Voice and after a month wrote The Shatman Theme and Autumnal Abortion. Now this is. ... more